kaoz... never realised my life was so pathetic.... juz skimmed through all the entries dat i have entered before... sian sia... except for those lyrics and the jokes dat i posted some time ago... nearly all entries are bout fustrations, boredom... blah blah blah... crap sia... this iz getting bad....
todae iz also like my blog... so damn freaking sian... nothing to do... thought of ponning physics lec... den the stupid coin stopped me frm doing so.... crap sia... sat thruogh someting dat we have learnt in sec sch... kaoz... should have ponned.... den go and sleep or something...
went around asking for jokes... jeanette told me some... jian told me one... but not enuf... sian... how come todae so sian ah?????????????
after sch... joined jeanette and her friends in the library... dun really noe them.. except their names... bunch of funny guys... but joy was to be short-lived.. they went off soon... and i did hmwork alone... hmmm... maybe i am a loner... was so productive juz now... actually finished chem tut in less den 1 and a 1/2 hours... and my prac... wow... this should happen more...
studied 2 topics for chem... got 4 more to go... and one hell of maths to go... but couldnt conc... so playyed D2... den read chansey's blog... saw a very disturbing sign... mewtwo said something bout dun tag on his board... wif lotza vulgarities.. OMG... wat happened mewtwo?? i didnt even noe u had a blog... assuming the tag board u were toking bout was on ur blog... if u had one... dat iz very scary u noe.... pl kindly let the ignorant ones noe wat iz going on....
nothing to say le...
Bubbyz...
BonsaI
hahhaz... had dinner wif my friends juz now.... had minced pork noodles... now eating dinner again.. hahaz...
still cant forget the joke one of my friend told me... very very funny... and racist.... hahaz... so decided to post it here... hope any indians dun read this... and those who are anti-racist... maybe u night want to give it a miss... hahahz... here goes...
Letter from an Indian mother
My dear Jagjit, I am in a well here and hoping you are also in a well there. I'm writing this letter slowly, because I know you cannot read fast.
We don't live where we did when you left home. Your dad read in the newspaper that most accidents happen 20 miles from home, so we moved 20 miles.
I won't be able to send the address as the last Sardar who stayed here took the house numbers with them for their new house so they dun have to change their address.Hopefully by next week we will be able to take our earlier address plate here, n that our address will remain same too. This place is really nice. It even has a washing machine, situated right above the toilet. I'm not sure it works too well. Last week I put in 3 shirts, pulled the chain and haven't seen them since.
The weather here isn't too bad. It rained only twice last week. The first time it rained for 3 days and second time for 4 days. The coat you wanted me to send you, your Aunt said it would be a little too heavy to send in the mail with all the metal buttons, so we cut them off and put them in the pocket.
Your father has another job. He has 500 men under him. He is cutting the grass at the cemetery.
By the way I took Bahu to our club's poolside. The manager is Badmash. He told her that two piece swimming suit is not allowed in his club. We were confused as to which piece should we remove?
Your sister had a baby this morning. I haven't found out whether it is a girl or a boy, so I don't know whether you are an Aunt or Uncle.
Your uncle, Jetinder fell in the nearby well. Some men tried to pull him out, but he fought them off bravely and drowned. We cremated him and he burned for three days.
Your best friend, Balwinder, is no more. He died trying to fulfill his father's last wishes. His father had wished to be buried in the sea after he died. And your friend died while in the process of digging a grave for his father.
There isn't much more news this time. Nothing much has happened.
Love Mom.
P. S: Jagjit, I was going to send you some money but by the time I realized, I had already sealed off this letter.
kaoz... never realised my life was so pathetic.... juz skimmed through all the entries dat i have entered before... sian sia... except for those lyrics and the jokes dat i posted some time ago... nearly all entries are bout fustrations, boredom... blah blah blah... crap sia... this iz getting bad....
todae iz also like my blog... so damn freaking sian... nothing to do... thought of ponning physics lec... den the stupid coin stopped me frm doing so.... crap sia... sat thruogh someting dat we have learnt in sec sch... kaoz... should have ponned.... den go and sleep or something...
went around asking for jokes... jeanette told me some... jian told me one... but not enuf... sian... how come todae so sian ah?????????????
after sch... joined jeanette and her friends in the library... dun really noe them.. except their names... bunch of funny guys... but joy was to be short-lived.. they went off soon... and i did hmwork alone... hmmm... maybe i am a loner... was so productive juz now... actually finished chem tut in less den 1 and a 1/2 hours... and my prac... wow... this should happen more...
studied 2 topics for chem... got 4 more to go... and one hell of maths to go... but couldnt conc... so playyed D2... den read chansey's blog... saw a very disturbing sign... mewtwo said something bout dun tag on his board... wif lotza vulgarities.. OMG... wat happened mewtwo?? i didnt even noe u had a blog... assuming the tag board u were toking bout was on ur blog... if u had one... dat iz very scary u noe.... pl kindly let the ignorant ones noe wat iz going on....
nothing to say le...
Bubbyz...
BonsaI
hahhaz... had dinner wif my friends juz now.... had minced pork noodles... now eating dinner again.. hahaz...
still cant forget the joke one of my friend told me... very very funny... and racist.... hahaz... so decided to post it here... hope any indians dun read this... and those who are anti-racist... maybe u night want to give it a miss... hahahz... here goes...
Letter from an Indian mother
My dear Jagjit, I am in a well here and hoping you are also in a well there. I'm writing this letter slowly, because I know you cannot read fast.
We don't live where we did when you left home. Your dad read in the newspaper that most accidents happen 20 miles from home, so we moved 20 miles.
I won't be able to send the address as the last Sardar who stayed here took the house numbers with them for their new house so they dun have to change their address.Hopefully by next week we will be able to take our earlier address plate here, n that our address will remain same too. This place is really nice. It even has a washing machine, situated right above the toilet. I'm not sure it works too well. Last week I put in 3 shirts, pulled the chain and haven't seen them since.
The weather here isn't too bad. It rained only twice last week. The first time it rained for 3 days and second time for 4 days. The coat you wanted me to send you, your Aunt said it would be a little too heavy to send in the mail with all the metal buttons, so we cut them off and put them in the pocket.
Your father has another job. He has 500 men under him. He is cutting the grass at the cemetery.
By the way I took Bahu to our club's poolside. The manager is Badmash. He told her that two piece swimming suit is not allowed in his club. We were confused as to which piece should we remove?
Your sister had a baby this morning. I haven't found out whether it is a girl or a boy, so I don't know whether you are an Aunt or Uncle.
Your uncle, Jetinder fell in the nearby well. Some men tried to pull him out, but he fought them off bravely and drowned. We cremated him and he burned for three days.
Your best friend, Balwinder, is no more. He died trying to fulfill his father's last wishes. His father had wished to be buried in the sea after he died. And your friend died while in the process of digging a grave for his father.
There isn't much more news this time. Nothing much has happened.
Love Mom.
P. S: Jagjit, I was going to send you some money but by the time I realized, I had already sealed off this letter.